Yathatdap is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, staggering whale.

Yathatdap created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yathatdap, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yathatdap, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Yathatdap's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Yathatdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Do not take Yathatdap's name in vain.

3. Do not kill porpoises.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never eat green fruit.