Jonfotcim is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, sapient wasp.

Jonfotcim created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Jonfotcim, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jonfotcim, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Jonfotcim's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Jonfotcim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Never think ill of sick bats.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always wear red.

5. Do not eat gooseberries.