Zim is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, cheerful unicorn.

Zim created a down quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zim, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Zim, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Zim's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Zim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Run away if seven goats approach from the north.

3. Never feed rice to geese while wearing fawn coats.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never talk about moons.