Listmiglim is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, wise ant.

Listmiglim created the universe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listmiglim, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Listmiglim, she will ignore you.

Listmiglim's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Listmiglim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never eat garlic.

3. Always help otters in need.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never mention goats.