Vedgubhun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, uncaring centipede.

Vedgubhun created Africa four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedgubhun, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vedgubhun, it will turn you into a slug.

Vedgubhun's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Vedgubhun's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vedgubhun.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Do not laugh in public.