Ratxucjon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, all-powerful clam.

Ratxucjon created the planet Mars four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratxucjon, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ratxucjon, she will turn you into a plant.

Ratxucjon's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Ratxucjon's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Ratxucjon.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Feed all hungry mites.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never run in the presence of cats.