Dissgebmad is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, all-knowing pig.

Dissgebmad created vertebrates two years ago.

If you believe in Dissgebmad, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dissgebmad, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dissgebmad's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Dissgebmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt otters.

2. Dissgebmad loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Never eat green fruit.