Wonjabtof is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, annoying capybara.

Wonjabtof created an up quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonjabtof, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wonjabtof, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Wonjabtof's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Wonjabtof's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Put Wonjabtof first in all things.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.