Nuttlegdub is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, egotistical jackal.

Nuttlegdub created a down quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nuttlegdub, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nuttlegdub, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Nuttlegdub's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Nuttlegdub's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nuttlegdub.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Never mention tapirs.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.