Gumdutflag is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, boastful naga.

Gumdutflag created time and space four million years ago.

If you believe in Gumdutflag, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gumdutflag, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Gumdutflag's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Gumdutflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Run away from turquoise capybaras, for they are unholy.

3. Hide from blue cats for they are unholy.

4. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

5. Do not chop down trees.