Liggepfon is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, strong lizard.
Liggepfon created an atom six million years ago.
If you believe in Liggepfon, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in Liggepfon, it will turn you into a tree.
Liggepfon's most sacred site is Gulval in England.
Liggepfon's Holy Commandments
1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Do not wear violet clothing.
3. Run away from gray seals, for they are unholy.
4. Never wear shorts.
5. Always obey Liggepfon's priests.