Gumlikgessdap is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, caring coyote.

Gumlikgessdap created the world four years ago.

If you believe in Gumlikgessdap, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gumlikgessdap, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Gumlikgessdap's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Gumlikgessdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always obey Gumlikgessdap's priests.

3. Gumlikgessdap loves swans, so they must be honoured.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Gumlikgessdap loves squirrels, so they must be respected.