Listnaddud is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, charitable fox.

Listnaddud created viruses four years ago.

If you believe in Listnaddud, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Listnaddud, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Listnaddud's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Listnaddud's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four tin sculptures of Listnaddud on top of important buildings.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Listnaddud on top of all buildings.

5. Never laugh in the presence of gulls.