Nardablad is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, humane dog.

Nardablad created an atom eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nardablad, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nardablad, it will turn you into a rock.

Nardablad's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Nardablad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine nematodes approach from the east.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not speak about peanuts.