Gatstandon Dinbosscam Yattailfedbug is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, narcissistic dove.

Gatstandon Dinbosscam Yattailfedbug created Asia seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gatstandon Dinbosscam Yattailfedbug, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gatstandon Dinbosscam Yattailfedbug, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gatstandon Dinbosscam Yattailfedbug's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Gatstandon Dinbosscam Yattailfedbug's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Gatstandon Dinbosscam Yattailfedbug nine times a day.

2. Never hurt tapirs.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always stare at clouds.