Stafbudjop is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, all-powerful mole.

Stafbudjop created the cosmos seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Stafbudjop, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Stafbudjop, he will turn you into a rat.

Stafbudjop's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Stafbudjop's Holy Commandments

1. Stafbudjop loves great tits, so they must be respected.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. You must love Stafbudjop.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Stafbudjop.