Motrulcat is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, unselfish ant.

Motrulcat created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Motrulcat, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Motrulcat, he will be very sad.

Motrulcat's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Motrulcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near porpoises.

2. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

3. You must never eat onions.

4. Always obey Motrulcat's priests.

5. Always help otters in need.