Dagxucgabstikbegsat is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, unfair wyrm.

Dagxucgabstikbegsat created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagxucgabstikbegsat, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dagxucgabstikbegsat, he will turn you into a mouse.

Dagxucgabstikbegsat's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Dagxucgabstikbegsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill capybaras.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Run away from indigo cats, for they are unholy.

5. Always help sick snails.