Yarpsattitfabbidzanbad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unfair wyvern.

Yarpsattitfabbidzanbad created dark matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Yarpsattitfabbidzanbad, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yarpsattitfabbidzanbad, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Yarpsattitfabbidzanbad's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Yarpsattitfabbidzanbad's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about nebulae.