Batfligben is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, moody butterfly.

Batfligben created Europe four million years ago.

If you believe in Batfligben, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Batfligben, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Batfligben's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Batfligben's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Batfligben on top of all buildings.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never talk about gravity.