Bastrillip is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, calm faun.

Bastrillip created Asia nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bastrillip, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bastrillip, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Bastrillip's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Bastrillip's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear pink corsets.

2. Always help squirrels in need.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never mention grasshopers.