Nulnurtzan is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, weak frog.

Nulnurtzan created gold two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulnurtzan, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Nulnurtzan, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Nulnurtzan's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Nulnurtzan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick pigs.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Do not dye your hair orange.

4. Worship no other gods but Nulnurtzan.

5. Never hurt monkeys.