Venlogtonk is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, cheerful walrus.

Venlogtonk created gold five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Venlogtonk, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Venlogtonk, it will destroy your home planet.

Venlogtonk's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Venlogtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not hurt bats.

5. Do not take Venlogtonk's name in vain.