Legponwab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, thoughtless lobster.

Legponwab created life eight million years ago.

If you believe in Legponwab, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Legponwab, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Legponwab's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Legponwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Worship no other gods but Legponwab.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never eat green fruit.