Hatdabarn is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, thoughtless goose.
Hatdabarn created a photon five thousand years ago.
If you believe in Hatdabarn, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in Hatdabarn, he will be mildly annoyed.
Hatdabarn's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.
Hatdabarn's Holy Commandments
1. Erect seven gold sculptures of Hatdabarn on top of important buildings.
2. Never eat lentils.
3. Hide from yellow horses for they are unholy.
4. Do not eat corn.
5. Fast once a month.