Minrakbonquartbadfas is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, flying hummingbird.

Minrakbonquartbadfas created gold eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minrakbonquartbadfas, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Minrakbonquartbadfas, he will jump up and down on your head.

Minrakbonquartbadfas' most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Minrakbonquartbadfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Never eat apples.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Do not speak about figs.

5. Always help tortoises in need.