Xenkab is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, flying meerkat.

Xenkab created humankind seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenkab, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Xenkab, it will destroy your home planet.

Xenkab's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Xenkab's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near nematodes.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Sharks are not to be trusted.