Bimcimnan is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, smart hippopotamus.

Bimcimnan created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bimcimnan, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bimcimnan, it will strike you with lightening.

Bimcimnan's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Bimcimnan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Erect seven nickel sculptures of Bimcimnan on top of important buildings.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never sing in holy places.