Manhombod is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, grumpy hamster.

Manhombod created a Higgs boson seven million years ago.

If you believe in Manhombod, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Manhombod, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Manhombod's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Manhombod's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Manhombod.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Never go into mauve rooms.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not eat limes.