Faggomfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonest deer.

Faggomfoss created carbon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Faggomfoss, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Faggomfoss, it will send you a sign.

Faggomfoss' most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Faggomfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Run away from blue swans, for they are unholy.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not wear gray clothing.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.