Pidcednig is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, effective tapir.

Pidcednig created the solar system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidcednig, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pidcednig, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Pidcednig's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Pidcednig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Pidcednig's name in vain.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pidcednig.

3. Run away if three capybaras approach from the west.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never think about comets.