Konvilkipcin Kinxencin is a god.

She takes the form of a small, calm warg.

Konvilkipcin Kinxencin created the planet Saturn four million years ago.

If you believe in Konvilkipcin Kinxencin, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Konvilkipcin Kinxencin, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Konvilkipcin Kinxencin's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Konvilkipcin Kinxencin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help swans.

2. Never mention dogs.

3. Never feed lentils to ants while wearing white corsets.

4. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

5. Do not eat bananas.