Cabveenhat is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, proud aardvark.

Cabveenhat created light three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cabveenhat, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cabveenhat, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Cabveenhat's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Cabveenhat's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always look after injured frogs.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Do not make images of living things.