Figcepnur is a god.

She takes the form of a small, boastful shrew.

Figcepnur created a top quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Figcepnur, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Figcepnur, she will throw large rocks at you.

Figcepnur's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Figcepnur's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never laugh near tapirs.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Never think ill of sick geese.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.