Vinyokdon is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, fast dugong.

Vinyokdon created Mount Everest eight million years ago.

If you believe in Vinyokdon, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vinyokdon, it will manifest in front of you.

Vinyokdon's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Vinyokdon's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet brown.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Mites are not to be trusted.

4. Never wear green stockings.

5. Do not hurt doves.