Nilcusswat is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, compassionate camel.

Nilcusswat created the planet Venus five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilcusswat, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nilcusswat, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Nilcusswat's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Nilcusswat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never hurt swans.