Quimrillen is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fast monkey.

Quimrillen created the planet Venus four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quimrillen, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Quimrillen, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Quimrillen's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Quimrillen's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Dogs are not to be trusted.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always help sick mice.