Sigcepgut is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ill-tempered wombat.

Sigcepgut created time and space three million years ago.

If you believe in Sigcepgut, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Sigcepgut, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Sigcepgut's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Sigcepgut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never hurt moths.

5. Never think ill of sick squirrels.