Litflabged Tafrawfun is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, temperamental bee.

Litflabged Tafrawfun created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Litflabged Tafrawfun, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Litflabged Tafrawfun, he will think nothing of it.

Litflabged Tafrawfun's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Litflabged Tafrawfun's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always wear violet.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Worship no other gods but Litflabged Tafrawfun.