Rullargmatwadzanlinsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, uncaring wombat.

Rullargmatwadzanlinsaw created Mount Everest eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullargmatwadzanlinsaw, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rullargmatwadzanlinsaw, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Rullargmatwadzanlinsaw's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Rullargmatwadzanlinsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Always help whales in need.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never paint your face red.