Lenlapzenkimveenarnbell Yartappcadwabtabnibcidcen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, emotional crab.

Lenlapzenkimveenarnbell Yartappcadwabtabnibcidcen created an electron four million years ago.

If you believe in Lenlapzenkimveenarnbell Yartappcadwabtabnibcidcen, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Lenlapzenkimveenarnbell Yartappcadwabtabnibcidcen, she will not care at all.

Lenlapzenkimveenarnbell Yartappcadwabtabnibcidcen's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Lenlapzenkimveenarnbell Yartappcadwabtabnibcidcen's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. You must love Lenlapzenkimveenarnbell Yartappcadwabtabnibcidcen.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always obey Lenlapzenkimveenarnbell Yartappcadwabtabnibcidcen's priests.

5. Never write about amino acids.