Wonvonmap is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, uncaring clam.

Wonvonmap created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wonvonmap, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wonvonmap, she will turn you into a puffin.

Wonvonmap's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Wonvonmap's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry shrews.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never eat aubergines.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.