Logpang is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, thoughtless wasp.

Logpang created parasitic wasps eight million years ago.

If you believe in Logpang, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Logpang, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Logpang's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Logpang's Holy Commandments

1. Goats are not to be trusted.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never eat peanuts.