Jannulgeplop is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tranquil bat.

Jannulgeplop created the Black Eye Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jannulgeplop, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Jannulgeplop, it will come to you in dreams.

Jannulgeplop's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Jannulgeplop's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not take Jannulgeplop's name in vain.

3. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

4. Jannulgeplop must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.