Hinrull is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, unjust warg.

Hinrull created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hinrull, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hinrull, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Hinrull's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Hinrull's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

2. Never jump near moths.

3. Erect five zinc sculptures of Hinrull on top of important buildings.

4. Eagles are not to be trusted.

5. Never think ill of sick nematodes.