Banmidwod is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, annoying mole.

Banmidwod created dark matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Banmidwod, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Banmidwod, she will think nothing of it.

Banmidwod's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Banmidwod's Holy Commandments

1. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. You must love Banmidwod.

5. Always help swans.