Manstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, astonishing beaver.

Manstrag created dark energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Manstrag, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Manstrag, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Manstrag's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Manstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not take Manstrag's name in vain.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Manstrag loves mites, so they must be honoured.