Metceddud is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, egotistical hydra.

Metceddud created humankind four million years ago.

If you believe in Metceddud, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Metceddud, she will come to you in dreams.

Metceddud's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Metceddud's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear red.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. You must pray to Metceddud eight times a day.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.