Cipsakfatpin is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, dishonest mouse.

Cipsakfatpin created the universe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cipsakfatpin, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cipsakfatpin, she will torture you forever.

Cipsakfatpin's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Cipsakfatpin's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near mice.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Put Cipsakfatpin first in all things.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.