Rowdun is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, capable raccoon.

Rowdun created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowdun, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rowdun, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Rowdun's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Rowdun's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never feed carrots to horses while wearing mauve ear rings.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rowdun.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.